Its Day 8 of our 'Kiss of the Day' and no kissing montage would be complete without including a reference to a Kissing Marathons. Now this seemed right up my street and I always fancied breaking a record. From a young girl I used to try and think of really easy ways I could get onto 'Record Breakers and have Norris McWhirter hand me my record breakers trophy. So I thought I would check out the rules, now they seemed quite straight forward obviously point 1 find a man who you wouldn't mind being intimate with, so first priority is to check whether Hugh Jackman would be available on that day, now for the serious part it seems you have to follow this strict code to qualify for the top prize
- The kiss must be continuous and the lips must be touching at all times.
- If the lips part - the couple are immediately disqualified.
- Contestants must be over the age of consent in the country the event is being held.
- The couple must be awake at all times.
- The contestants must stand during the attempt and cannot be propped together by any aids, such as pillows, cushions or people.
- No rest breaks are allowed.
- Incontinence pads or adult nappies/diapers are not allowed.
- Couples must not leave the venue during their attempt.
Ok so they may seem harsh but hey I am still in so lets check out what the current record is, well everything was looking ok up to this point now I think I am in trouble, as the current record is standing at 50 hours. Good Golly Miss Molly, I can't imagine how you would feel after 50 hours of lip locking and more importantly dealing with a stubble chin that's 2 days of growth to deal with!!
You realise this must have been a tremendous feat as not only having to contend with 50 hours of continuous of lip touching how do you get past point 4 and 7? and for that reason and that reason alone I am having to go and seek another record to break, so the only thing left to do now is find a way to let Hugh down gently me thinks x
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